A card based duel of wits, confidence and the dark art of
Medieval Solutions is a card game where every idea is terrible, and your job is to sell it anyway.
Argue, bluff, and shout your way through absurd medieval problems — may the worst idea win.
You and your medieval council face absurd problems in your town.
Each round, one member presents a calamity, while the rest scramble to pitch their two-part solutions.
Cannibals? Riots? Cannibals fixing riots?
Everything is possible. Everything is stupid.
Funny by design
the humour isn’t printed on the cards, it’s shouted across the table.
Accessible
no maths, no obscure rules, no “metagame.” If you can talk, you can play.
Endlessly replayable
200 cards, millions of possible combinations, infinite chaos.
Good for humans
language practice, social training, debate club disguised as idiocy.
Truly democratic
not even the game’s creator has ever won.